Student v. Teacher
Alana Bond vs. Maxwell Hellard
1. Francophobia is the strong dislike of what?
Bond: The French
Hellard: Frank Ocean
A: The French
1-0
Hellard sacre-blew it.
2.What is the name of America’s top-hat wearing mascot?
Bond: Uncle Sam
Hellard: Uncle Sam
A: Uncle Sam
2-1
They’re on top of this one.
3.In what decade did Disneyland open?
Bond: 1950’s
Hellard: 1960’s
A: 1950’s
3-1
Hellard wasn’t wishing on a star to get that answer.
4.Which author created both Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn?
Bond: Mark Twain
Hellard: Charles Dickens
A: Mark Twain
4-1
I’d like to huck a fin at Hellard.
5.What is the smallest country in the world?
Bond: Monaco
Hellard: USA
A: Vatican City
4-1
These two need geography lessons.
6.What singer-songwriter made “American Pie?”
Bond: Don McLean
Hellard: Frank Ocean
A: Don McLean
5-1
So bye bye, Hellard’s recovery chance.
7.What is the highest-grossing R-rated movie in history?
Bond: “Pulp Fiction”
Hellard: “Pulp Fiction”
A: “Joker”
5-1
These answers are the biggest joke of all.
8.Who killed Batman’s parents?
Bond: That one guy who…
Hellard: John Doe
A: Joe Chill
5-1
Nothing chill about these answers.
9.What restaurant in “Breaking Bad” is a front by kingpin Gus Fring?
Bond: Los Pollos Hermanos
Hellard: Something Burger
A: Los Pollos Hermanos
6-1
Hellard is not up to Pollos standards.
10.Which main “Seinfeld” character is played by a TOHS alum?
Bond: Kramer
Hellard: Elaine
A: Cosmo Kramer
7-1
Bond “giddyups” to a win!
BOND WINS
