All posts tagged "Column"

  • My Parents are Santa Claus

    There are few things more terrifying for the modern teenager than the text message warning that “you have used 75% of your monthly data” or...

  • Not-so-common cold

    This column comes to you from what is sure to be my death bed. For the last week, I have been infected with what I...

  • HallowTeen

    It’s that time of the year again, when everything is terrifying and teenagers are up late at night, sometimes even until the early morning hours....

  • Cards, Sex, and Cheerios

    There are fifty-two cards in a deck, or, if you include jokers, fifty-four. I learned this lesson the hard way, through a game of “52...

  • Lies in Disguise

    Clichés, we learned in our first semester of freshman English class, are to be avoided. Like a literary equivalent to stale saltine crackers, not even...

  • Are you my Miller?

    According to Uncle Ben from “Spider-Man”, “with great power comes great responsibility.” I first learned what it truly meant to have superpowers in the sixth...