Opinion

  • HallowTeen

    It’s that time of the year again, when everything is terrifying and teenagers are up late at night, sometimes even until the early morning hours. That’s right, it’s midterms! Oh, yeah, also Halloween. Back in August, we all started seeing the black and orange decorations lining the aisles of stores and the pumpkin-flavored-everything filling…

  • So many choices, not enough time

    Our school prides itself on having an incredible selection of extracurricular activities. We have incredible teachers and coaches who are dedicated and strive to make sure we achieve excellence in our chosen areas. If there is a sport you are interested in or an art form you want to explore, chances are we have…

  • Enough is enough: the pumpkin spice craze

    Looking around as you walk down the street on a fall day, the sights and sounds of the autumn are mingled, without fail, with the words “pumpkin spice”. The flavor has lost some of its unique autumn charm due to this overuse. The name seems to appear in every possible location and starts to…

  • Cards, Sex, and Cheerios

    There are fifty-two cards in a deck, or, if you include jokers, fifty-four. I learned this lesson the hard way, through a game of “52 Card Pickup” initiated by my demonic older brother. While this was a rather unpleasant way to embed this lesson in my head, I haven’t forgotten it since, so you…

  • Are Teens too dependent on cell phones?

    Seeing a teenager off their phone is a rare sight. It’s safe to say that cell phones have changed dramatically since the first mobile phone was created, and this has sparked an equal change in the way many people live. No more sitting around the home phone, awaiting a call. Now, you can be…

  • Breaking Barriers: Why HeForShe is not your average feminist campaign

    Commonly observed conversation about feminism: “I’m a feminist.” “Uh, you are?” “Yeah, aren’t you?” “Well I’m all for equality, but I wouldn’t call myself a feminist…” “Feminism. Ooo, shudder, right? If you’re a feminist, you must be excessively aggressive. You must be overpowering. You must bash men. Right?” Wrong. To address this negative connotation…

  • Editorial: Measure I is essential, not perfect

    On Nov. 4, Conejo Valley Unified School District (CVUSD) residents will vote on Measure I – a school bond that aims to increase revenue for the district in a time of impactful and substantial budget cuts. If 55% of CVUSD residents vote in favor of Measure I on election day, it will raise $197…

  • Lies in Disguise

    Clichés, we learned in our first semester of freshman English class, are to be avoided. Like a literary equivalent to stale saltine crackers, not even the hungriest kids for a joke want to hear them. Although well intentioned, like that one weird family friend who lingered far too long after that family reunion, the…

  • The Hypocrisy of the Eight-Person Class

    To the disgruntled students who wanted to take AP English or AP Spanish, you are not alone in your annoyance at this year’s changed schedule. Both of these classes were cancelled and are no longer offered, and students wishing to take either class were enrolled in IB English or IB Spanish in a schoolwide…

  • Love it or Hate it, Keep it or Drop it

    Senior year scheduling dilemma: you’re sitting in your counselor’s office, choosing eenie-meenie-miney-mo between AP and IB. Which will give you the best chance of passing, and the most college credits? Starting this school year, students don’t have that choice for some classes. Specifically, AP English and AP Spanish are no longer being offered. While…