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  • “He’s All That” destroys a classic

    “He’s All That” destroys a classic

    The movie “He’s All That”, starring TikTok celebrity Addison Rae, is a story about betrayal, revenge and the realities of social media. Although it has been the joke of the internet for a while now, the movie delivered a good message, contrasting the rest which was cringy and hard to watch. From spontaneous dances,…

  • “Untitled”

    “Untitled”

    by Eudia Ng, freshman.

  • Tea time with Ryan Younes

    Ryan Younes: a musician, an Eagle Scout and an aspiring pilot. His unwavering positivity and friendliness makes him one of the most approachable seniors on campus. I had the opportunity to share some tea and find out more about him. What are you doing right now in preparation for becoming a pilot? “So, my…

  • Turkey Day Dashers race in the rain

    This past Thanksgiving Thursday was the 15th Annual Turkey Day Dash held at California Lutheran University. Including a 5K, 1K, and a costume contest, the race raises money for the Conejo Valley YMCA’s youth and senior programs. Senior Director of membership at the YMCA, Allison Wilson, loves her longtime job of being the Race…

  • Guess this teacher!

    Guess who this issue’s featured teacher is! Here are the five clues: 1. They lift weights five times a week. 2. They love to relax on beaches in Hawaii. 3. They love to teach Lord of the Flies for its lessons on human nature. 4. They graduated from CSU Northridge. 5. They have a…

  • College Board Implements Adversity Score

    The College Board, the organization responsible for the SAT and AP exams, has recently began to implement a new “adversity score,” which takes into consideration the hardships that students face throughout their lives. The “adversity score,” formally known as the Environmental Context Dashboard, measures a total of 31 factors. Some of these factors are…

  • Even the best male feminist still sucks

    We have a nice pal who prides himself on being a feminist. He respects women. He listens when we speak. He doesn’t interrupt us. He stops mansplaining when we call him out on it. However, that all changes when we disagree. Then, we become catty, bossy rude, aggressive and mean. Even the best male…

  • Let’s cancel the cancel culture

    In the 522 days until the 2020 Presidential Election, democrats are quickly applying the same #CANCELLED culture that ended James Charles to their weedy list of candidates. If Democrats want to be successful in 2020 they cannot rely on cancel culture to make their decision for them. This is not to discount the evident…

  • Don’t diminish our intelligence

    I would like to preface this article with the fact that I (student) wrote every word, independent of the thought police. As this is the last piece I will be writing for the Prowler, I figure I might as well verbalize my feelings. At the board meeting, on May 7, a speaker in the…

  • Records resonate with panthers

    Where do people go to listen to music? Today, they might reach for an iphone, a laptop or even a pair of airpods. However, for some students, their preferred listening device can be found in the 1950s or at an Urban Outfitters — a record player.   Records have recently experienced a surge of…